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// January 1st, 2008 // Comments Off // Adult SMS
A nice collection of slightly adult sms messages collection.
Collection of slightly adult sms / text messages in roman urdu, hindi and english. some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, adult messages, adult sms jokes, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms etc..
// January 6th, 2009 // No Comments » // Adult SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, Misleading SMS
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
// November 4th, 2008 // No Comments » // Adult SMS, Latest SMS, Misleading SMS
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
// October 11th, 2008 // No Comments » // Adult SMS, Latest SMS
Announcement In
Zardari’s Chartd Plane …
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position …
ThanQ …
// October 3rd, 2008 // No Comments » // Adult SMS
Mother to Teenage Daughter : “I think its time that we should talk about SEX.”
Daughter : “Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?”
// October 3rd, 2008 // No Comments » // Adult SMS
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
// August 4th, 2008 // No Comments » // Adult SMS
Barish hoti hi jati hain mere shehar main
“FARAZ”
Kabhi dhoop niklay to apni UNDERWEAR hi Sukha Loon ….
// July 30th, 2008 // No Comments » // Adult SMS
Girl: Tum itney kalay Q ho?
Boy: Bus aise hi
Girl: Batau na
Boy: Kala hoon to is main tere bap ka kia jata hai?
Girl: Merey baap ka jata to itne kalay na hotay ..!!
// July 30th, 2008 // No Comments » // Adult SMS
Father to Daughter: Tell me the name of the bastard who made you pregnant.
Daughter: Dad if we eat fifteen bananas,Can u say which one made u fat..??
// July 28th, 2008 // No Comments » // Adult SMS
Dad to his adopted Son:” What is the height of Lazines..??
Son:” What else other than having an adopted son! 