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]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/adult-sms-text-messages/feed/ 0 It’s the things that satisfies your mind http://www.sms4pakistan.com/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:22:24 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=2169

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

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Announcement In
Zardari’s Chartd Plane …

Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position …
ThanQ …

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Mother to Teenage Daughter : “I think its time that we should talk about SEX.”
Daughter : “Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?”

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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/its-been-a-rough-dayi-got-up-this/feed/ 0 Barish hoti hi jati hain mere shehar main http://www.sms4pakistan.com/barish-hoti-hi-jati-hain-mere-shehar-main/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/barish-hoti-hi-jati-hain-mere-shehar-main/#comments Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:12:21 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1819

Barish hoti hi jati hain mere shehar main
“FARAZ”

Kabhi dhoop niklay to apni UNDERWEAR hi Sukha Loon ….

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Girl: Tum itney kalay Q ho?
Boy: Bus aise hi
Girl: Batau na
Boy: Kala hoon to is main tere bap ka kia jata hai?
Girl: Merey baap ka jata to itne kalay na hotay ..!!

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Father to Daughter: Tell me the name of the bastard who made you pregnant.
Daughter: Dad if we eat fifteen bananas,Can u say which one made u fat..??

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/father-to-daughter/feed/ 0 Dad to his adopted Son: http://www.sms4pakistan.com/dad-to-his-adopted-son/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/dad-to-his-adopted-son/#comments Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:08:28 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1780

Dad to his adopted Son:” What is the height of Lazines..??
Son:” What else other than having an adopted son! :P

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