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Adult SMS

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?

?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!

?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

ID=Imposrtant
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Textmate
Letter=Sum1 Special

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Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.

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Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid

Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

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Eid days are meant to celebrate

by admin on October 16, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS


Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best.

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Last chance to run away

by admin on October 16, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

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Degrees of girls!

by admin on October 16, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS


Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

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Thought of long life

by admin on October 16, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS


Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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If u have 1 father, call me

by admin on October 16, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

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Friendship is about writting hurts

by admin on October 16, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS


Friendship is about writting
HURTS on the SAND
where wind blows it and forget,
CARVING the BENEFITS in the STONE and never 4get.

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A girl & boy were sitting alone

by admin on October 16, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

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