Father: Beta ya lo 20 rupees
Mummy se mat kehna k main Nokrani ke Saath soya tha
Beta: Dad aap Buhat Kanjoos ho Mummy Poore 50 deti hai jab woh Drvier ke sath soti hain..!!
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From the category archives:
Adult SMS
*This is 2008*
Ek baap, bache se:”pata hai bachay kaisey paida hote hain?”
Bacha: “Is main esi kia baat hai,mujhey tuh yeh bhi pata hai kaisey paida nahi hotay!!”
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Yeh “Express News” Waley bhi kitney Gandey hain
Kehtey hain:
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Jo sub chupatey hai,Woh hum Dhikhatey hain.
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BISTAR ready ?
Yes boss.
SHARAB ready ?
Yes boss.
Condom ready ?
Yes boss.
GIRL ready ?
No boss.
Why?
Brooker abhi sms parh raha hai.
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A man was doing push ups on the beach,
A drunk Sardar sees him.
starts laughing and says…
“Sorry to tell u but da women below u has already left”.
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Fit bachey Sexy bachion ki amanat hain.
Inhain expired aunties ke pohanch sedur rakhein.
Wazarat-e-Tharak
Hakumat-e-nojawan
::Pakistan::
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Main ne tumhari laini Chahi
Mager tumne na dee.
(Raye)
Main ne tumhain apna daina chaha,
Mager tumney na lia
(pyar)
Akhir tumne maira dhek hi lia na
(Ghussa)
Pheley kehtey they ke mujhe tumhara hi pasand hai
(Andaz)
Leykin ab kehtey ho,
Ke main kisi aur ka loon ga,
(Sahara)
Mera khayal hai k mera ab kafi lamba ho gaya hai
(Sms)
Ab mujhey tumhari chaye
(Ijazat)
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how would u tell your Girl Friend if u want 2 go 2 tilet on 1st date ?
Dear i have 2 go 2 shake hands with my close friend with whom i m going to introduce u later !
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Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the 1st time. Sardr1 opens the bread, looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2,
“Which part of the dog did u get?
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Chachi – Hum chat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge. Bhatija – Main board banwa dunga – “10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAT LO:..
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