He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
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From the category archives:
Adult SMS
Nurse:Sir 22 no bed waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kia,
her dafa barh jata hai …
Docter: Ab check karo to apni Shirt k uper k 3 button band ker leyna…
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Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
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Girls’ Hostel K Compound Main Cycling Kerte Huey
Ladkiyan Bht Shor Macha Rahi Th’n
Madam Ne Aa Ker Kaha : Shor Kam Kero Warna Cycle Pe
“SEATS” Phr Se Lagwa Dungi 
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Raat ko humesha kapre utar ke sona chaye
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Rassi se Q k Barish ka kuch pata nahi hota!
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“Never Abuse ur Sincere friends…When you see some faults in them,
Be patient and just Realize that….
Bhenchoot hai hi CHutiya”
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BV Sotay main Zor se chilayi,
“Jaldi utho mera Shohor Agaya”
Pathan utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,
tang tot gayi,phr khayal aya,…
May hi tuh Shohar hoon
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Model Paper Sexology
Q1.Translate into English
1)Woh mummay choos raha hai.
2)Aslam Gando hai.
3)DOst woi hai jo musibat main Gand marae.
4)Tatton ka Tawazum kharab hai.
5)Amjab Muth mar raha hai.
6)Bhagte loray main Gand phasana
Q2.Ans d following ques,
1)Whts the size of Najma boobz?
2)Y is mariam so hot?
Q3.Write down an Essay on
A) SEX EXPERIENCE
OR
Lund choosne ke faide?
Q4.Write a story on any one of following
1)Mummay khatay hain
2)Choot buri bala hai
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Admi molvi sahab se: “Molvi sahab masla,Khara ho gaya hai”
Molvi Sahab:Tauba kero!
Admi:Q kia howa?
Molvi sahav:Arey Bhai!! Maslo ke tuh khara to ho ga hi
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Son:Kal papa ke room se dua mangne ki awaz arahi thi
Mom:Dua mangna to achi baat hai
Son:Papa to chup thay unki secretery chila rahi thi
“OH GOD” “Oh GOD”
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