Lady:What time is it?
Taha:Bra Panties
Lady:Slaps him & Said “i asked you the time”
Taha:Wohi toh bata raha tha Barah Painteees
12:35….??
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From the category archives:
Adult SMS
Boy:Sex main dono ko maza ata hai to larkey sey hi paise kyon lete hain,
Larki sey Kyon nahi??
Girl:Charges outgoing per lagte hain,Incoming per nahi..
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sardar giving a speech to deaf ppl using sign language
He rubs his Chest,touches his dick & starts masturbating.
He was immediately taken off the stage and when asked y did he do that?
He said:It means ,Ladies and Gentlymen,It gives me great pleasure…
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“Virginity is neither a Dignity nor a security,
Nore even a sign of purity,
Its jst a …… lack of Opportunity … ”
-William Sexfear-
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Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
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Define a True Music Lover…??
“A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Kewyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes”
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2 friends apus main larte howey
1 kehta hai tuh chutia hai Dusra kehta hai tuh chutia hai.
SHO dono ko paker ker F.I.R. kaat deta hai.
Case court main jata hai.
Judge kehta hai aaj k case main Kon chutia hai yeh sabit hoga
Saare gawahoon aur sabooton ko madde-nazar rakhte hue is case main 3 chutiye hain
1.yeh SHO jo chutiapey wala case laya.
2.Main jo chution ka faisla karne betha hon.
3.Yeh Chutiya jo chutiyape wALA SMS parh raha hai.
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
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Ghabbar: Kitney admi they.. ???
Samba: sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhey ginti nahi ati 2 kitney hotey hain
Samba: sardar 2, 1 ke bad ata hai
Gabbar: aur 2 ke pehley ?
Samba: 2 ke pehley 1 ata hai
Gabbar: to beech main kon ata hai ?
Samba: Koi nahi
Gabbar: to phr dono aik sath kyun nahi atey ?
Samba: 1 ke bad hi 2 asakata hai
kyun ke 2, 1 sey bara hai
Gabbar: 2, 1 sey kitna bara hai ?
Samba: 2, 1 sey 1 bara hai
Gabbar: ager 2, 1 sey 1 bara hai
Gabbar: agar 2, 1 sey 1 bara tu 1, 1 sey kitnba bara hai
Samba: sardar tere maa ki choot tu mujhey goli mar dey bharwey.
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I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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