police : Dhandha karti hai ? Call Girl : No sir main to sales girl hoon, Condom Bechti hoon, magar customer try karke kharidega to main kya karoo…..

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Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi.
Abhi to haath say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.

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Girls Reactions to penis Sizes:
..8″: Aah marDaala
..7″: Oh ya, Oh yes
..6″: Oh perfect!
..5″: Mm Ok
..4″: Push more
..3″: Is it in?
..2″: Hai b K nahi?
..1″: Aray Shaikh IS main bhi..?

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Larka: Jaan aj tum nay kiss karty waqt jub apny moun say mery
moun main BUBBLE GUM dali thi tou bara maza aya tha

Larki:Jano woh bubble gum nahi
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Sab larkiyon se guzarish hai k aaj temperature 52 (C G) hai..Isliye sab larkiyan apnay braziyer main baraf rakhien.warna “DHUD” kharab ho jayega.

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Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc**** enjoyin themselves.

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A sexy girl without panty kept her zip open.
A boy asked “madam apke
TAJMAHAL ka darwaja band karo ,
humara KUTUB MINAR hil raha hai!

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Dal mungi di, fudi gungi di, chut nurse di, duniya tars di, loda sardar
da, badka marda chut bhapan di, koi lodnai mapn di, bhosri jatti di,
kahi naal patti di, fuda sunari da, ghar bimari da, lun tere bai da-le
la jinna chhahi da……….

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