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Na Aap Aaye Na Bahaar Aaye

by admin on October 17, 2007

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Na Aap Aaye Na Bahaar Aaye
Na Nimco Aaye Na Sharaab Aaye

Marni Hum ne Thi
Marwa Kisi Aur se Aaye.

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Smallest Airplane in the World

by admin on October 17, 2007

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What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt… Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off …

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Ye Waqt Nahi Hai Roney Ka

by admin on October 17, 2007

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Yeh Waqt Nahi Hai Roney Ka
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka

Us Waqt Q Nahi Roye Thi
Jab Lipat Lipat Kar Soye Thi

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Meaning of 2659

by admin on October 17, 2007

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Do not asked meaning of 2659 to any woman because
this is their pvt code
2-two inch ka hole.
6 six inch ka pole.
5 five minute ka maza.
9-nine mounth ki saza

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Sardar Ke Bete ki Wapsi

by admin on October 17, 2007

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Sardar Ka Beta 5th Class Mai Fail Huwa to 4th Mai Wapis Aaya…4th Mai Fail to 3rd Mai aur 3rd Se 2nd…

Sardar Biwi Se Bola Panty Tight Karle Wo Wapas Aa Raha Hai

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What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? … When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!

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Prepaid Prostitude

by admin on October 17, 2007

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Man pay Rs1000 to a Prostitute but she runs away.He puts an ad in
paper: If any1 finds sexy girl,in white top &red skirt,Fuck her,
SHE is PREPAID..!

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The sky is blue, grass is green

by admin on October 17, 2007

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The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

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Husband Penis and Wife Breasts

by admin on October 17, 2007

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Husband says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

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Sardar Aur Mochee

by admin on October 17, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS


ek sardar apna lora silvaane mochee ke paas gaya mochee ne 25000 ka bil bataya sardar ne 50000 diye mochee ne poocha 50000 kyun sardar ne kaha tumhara bil dekhkar ek aur bar phat gaya

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