8 Men were raping a sardarni but she was laughing nonstop. After sometime men got tired & asked that y she is laughing? Sardarni replied OH KANJRO MENU AIDS AY…

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A chinese couple named their 1st baby…. Ching-Chong-Fong, 2nd Chong-Ching-Kong, 3rd a black baby was born, They named…. Sum-Thing-Wrong….

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A judge charged Rs 10,800 fine to a man in rape case.
Man askedd: Why 10,800?
Judge replied:10,000 Rs for rape case n 8% Entertainment Tax Govt. of Pakistan.

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What is the ans?
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A man wanted 2 get married!
He had a choice of 3 women!
1st woz a rich docter
2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!

WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.
Wife 200 wapid kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

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Bill Gates married 18 years old girl next day her mom asked her how was her first night… She said sadly…. “It was micro and soft.

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A girl in a examination hall with sardar ji
girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
sardar ji: ahon to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga

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