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Adult SMS

Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thi uper se Gabbar ne uske haath kaat diye… ;)

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A sardar getting physical to a girl

by admin on October 17, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS

A sardar getting physical to a girl, the girl said “Ruk jao warna mai apni jaan le lun gi”, The angry sardar said mar jana kise de kaam na aana.

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What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife

Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited

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Reporter: jab aap ak rape ho raha tha to kaisa laga?
Girl: Laddu pyar se khillao ya zabardasti, lagta to metha hi hai na

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Children playing outside the car cause accidents,

but adults playing inside cars can cause children by accident!

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Ustaad: Choteyyy 17 number ka pana de….

Ustaad: ooh Aaaaahh!

Bagarat haath main de….

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Chakle par police ne chapa mara aur tama logon ko line mein khara kar diya,
waha se 1 bhodi aurat guzri, usne line main aik larki se pocha, yaha kya ho raha hai?

larki ne kaha: aam bat rahe hain… bhodi bhi line main lag gaye
Jab us ka no. aaya to

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Chakle par police ne chapa mara aur tama logon ko line mein khara kar diya,
waha se 1 bhodi aurat guzri, usne line main aik larki se pocha, yaha kya ho raha hai?

larki ne kaha: aam bat rahe hain… bhodi bhi line main lag gaye
Jab us ka no. aaya to

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Kameez main BRAZIER, aur BRAZIER main kya? Bachon ki Ghiza baron ka maza! Paint main underwere, underwear main kya? 5 minute ka maza 9 maheenay ki sazza.

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BREAKING NEWS

by admin on October 17, 2007

in Adult SMS, Latest SMS

BREAKING NEWS

Girls hostel mein aag lag gai..

Raat ko he fire brigade k amlay ne aag par kabo pa liya..

Magar

Amlay pe abhi tak kabo nahin paya ja saka..

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