Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

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Doston apni mehboba ko chand mat khena
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suna hai aus pay bhe do teen log char chukay hain

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1 pathan medical store pe condom lene jata hai or condom ka nam bhol jata hai. Apna dick table pe rakh deta ha or kehta ha khocha yaara is ki casing dedo.

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PoLice Mujram se=Bache ki Gand kyun mari?
Mujrm Janab garmi ho gai thi r bacha khubsurt tha
Police=Bacha kahan hai?
Mujrm=Janab Bacha khush hy aur msg par rha hi.

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Why most men prefer to kiss women’s lips?
Ans: bcoz thats the best nd probably the only way to shut women’s mouth.

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Gharebi se tang 1 admi apni biwi se bola: Lagta hai ab dosto k aage haath phelane parenge. Biwi:Jaldi se tum haath phaila lo,warna muje tange phelani parengi:-D

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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