Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.
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Student / Exams SMS
Teacher: Water ka Formula Batau
Student: H2 MgCl Nacl HN030
Teacher: Yeh kia hai!!
Student: Sir yeh karachi ka pani hai
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A cigratte shortens you life by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins…
Alchohol by 10 mins
Kokaine by 22 mins..
But a LECTURE shortenes your life by 45 mins..!
So Don’t attend lectures !!!
Spread the Msg to All the Students
“BUNK AWARENESS PROGRAM”
Students Ministry of Education (Thand Mahool)
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Teacher to student: can you define who is a “lecturer”
student: A Lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is
sleeping>>>>>>>
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ye exam k rishte b ajeeb hotay hain
sab apne apne naseeb hotay hain
rehte hain jo nigahon se door
salay wohi question compulsory hotay hai
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Teacher to Student:Chooha Halal hota hai ya haram?
Student: Halal
Teacher ghussay main: Konsa chooha halal hota hai,bolo?
Student: miss naak ka choha 
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Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Karte Thay…
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A Sleeping lion is strong than a barking dog,
So a sleeping student is better than a barking Teacher
By-Last Bench Association
Moral:Let them BARK WE DON’T CARE…!
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
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