Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Teacher: Water ka Formula Batau
Student: H2 MgCl Nacl HN030
Teacher: Yeh kia hai!!
Student: Sir yeh karachi ka pani hai

A cigratte shortens you life by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins…

Alchohol by 10 mins

Kokaine by 22 mins..

But a LECTURE shortenes your life by 45 mins..!

So Don’t attend lectures !!!

Spread the Msg to All the Students

“BUNK AWARENESS PROGRAM”
Students Ministry of Education (Thand Mahool)

Teacher to student: can you define who is a “lecturer”
student: A Lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is
sleeping>>>>>>>

ye exam k rishte b ajeeb hotay hain

sab apne apne naseeb hotay hain

rehte hain jo nigahon se door

salay wohi question compulsory hotay hai

Teacher to Student:Chooha Halal hota hai ya haram?
Student: Halal
Teacher ghussay main: Konsa chooha halal hota hai,bolo?
Student: miss naak ka choha

Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Karte Thay…

A Sleeping lion is strong than a barking dog,
So a sleeping student is better than a barking Teacher
By-Last Bench Association
Moral:Let them BARK WE DON’T CARE…!

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!