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by admin on June 20, 2008

in Funny SMS

Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.

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Excitement in Examz!!!…

by admin on July 18, 2009

in Funny SMS

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

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Future plans of childrens

by admin on June 4, 2009

in Funny SMS

Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

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When I open my eyes every morning

by admin on June 4, 2009

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When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

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5 points of a normal student

by admin on June 4, 2009

in Funny SMS

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.

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Make sure it’s cheap

by admin on November 4, 2008

in Funny SMS,Latest SMS

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap

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Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

by admin on November 1, 2008

in Funny SMS

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

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Recently fired stock trader

by admin on November 1, 2008

in Funny SMS,Wife/Husband SMS

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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** Breaking News **

by admin on October 11, 2008

in Funny SMS,Latest SMS

** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p

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Tere dosti ki kaatir dunia chod denge hum,

by admin on October 11, 2008

in Funny SMS

Tere dosti ki kaatir dunia chod denge hum,

Tere raaste ka hr toofan mod denge hum,

Lekin agr tumne SMS Karna chod dia,

To teri haddi pasli thod denge hum !!

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