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// June 20th, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny SMS
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// June 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // Funny SMS
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
// June 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // Funny SMS
When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
// June 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // Funny SMS
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.
// November 4th, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny SMS, Latest SMS
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap
// November 1st, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny SMS
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
// November 1st, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny SMS, Wife/Husband SMS
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
// October 11th, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny SMS, Latest SMS
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
// October 11th, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny SMS
Tere dosti ki kaatir dunia chod denge hum,
Tere raaste ka hr toofan mod denge hum,
Lekin agr tumne SMS Karna chod dia,
To teri haddi pasli thod denge hum !!
// October 9th, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny SMS
Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen,
na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen,
kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo,
najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jayen,