sms4pakistan.com » Funny SMS http://www.sms4pakistan.com Latest FREE SMS Jokes & Text Messages in Hindi, Urdu & English Sun, 14 Feb 2010 05:09:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Funny SMS / Text Messages http://www.sms4pakistan.com/funny-sms-text-messages/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/funny-sms-text-messages/#comments Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:59:16 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1485

Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

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Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/future-plans-of-childrens/feed/ 0 When I open my eyes every morning http://www.sms4pakistan.com/when-i-open-my-eyes-every-morning/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/when-i-open-my-eyes-every-morning/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:11:42 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=2273

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

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5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.

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The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap

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Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/breaking-news-3/feed/ 0 Tere dosti ki kaatir dunia chod denge hum, http://www.sms4pakistan.com/tere-dosti-ki-kaatir-dunia-chod-denge-hum/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/tere-dosti-ki-kaatir-dunia-chod-denge-hum/#comments Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:10:15 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=2041

Tere dosti ki kaatir dunia chod denge hum,

Tere raaste ka hr toofan mod denge hum,

Lekin agr tumne SMS Karna chod dia,

To teri haddi pasli thod denge hum !!

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