Tumney mujhey sunday ko wish q nahi kia …??
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Bhool gaye nala’iq??
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Fathers day tha.
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From the category archives:
Funny SMS
Wife:Kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kion de rahey they?
Husband:Tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai
Wife: Kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband:yahi ke main neend main tha.
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Ek memon ne arbi ko khoon de k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ney usey MERCEDES gift kerdi
Arbi ko phr khoon ki zaroorat parhi,
Memon ney phr khoon dia
Ab ke bar Arbi ne
Till waley Ladu gift kiye
Memon:Ghussay say Mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munaa…!!! Ab humarey ander bhi memanoo ka
Khoon dorh raha hai
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
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Arz kia hai..
Meri mohabbat usne meri daulat jaanchi
wawa wawa
Meri mohabbat usney meri daulat jaanchi
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Iqbal Jamil
PTV News
Karachi..
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At the time of RUKHSATI.
Dulhey ke mobile pe tone baji
The Ringtone was
“Dil Main Chupa K Piyar ka Tufaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale”
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Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
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interviewer:what is ur qualification?
Sardar:Sir im Ph.D.
Interviewer:What do u mean by ph.D.?
Sardar:PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY…
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Ek wakt tha tumhare msgs aise aate they jasey kisi ne tumharey sir per pistol rakhi hoi hai aur tumsey msgs kerwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai
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GOLI MAR DI
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A sweet Poem 4 U:
Eat with butter,
Cut with Cutter,
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When U forget me ..
You.
will
definitely
Fall in Gutter..
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