Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen,
na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen,
kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo,
najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jayen,
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From the category archives:
Funny SMS
Na Kisi Ko Chhera Karo
Na Kisi Se Panga Karo
Na Kisi Ko Dil Dya Karo
Na Kisi Ka Dil Lya Karo
Healthy Life Jiya Karo
Roz Roz
Gold Leaf
PiYa Karo.
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Waiter : And how did you find your steak sir?
Man : Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was!!!
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Q:What do you do when a blond throws a hand grenade at you?
Ans: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason… ;->
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What Will a Guy Sing After
He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ??
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Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . . :p ;->
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Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: 30 sy 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..
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A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what’s ur birth date?
Girl:4th November
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR.
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How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)
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Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
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