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Funny SMS

Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

by admin on October 19, 2007

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

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Hseenon ke galey mila karte the

by admin on October 19, 2007

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Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,

Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

by admin on October 19, 2007

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

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Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

by admin on October 19, 2007

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS


Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de

Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

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1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

by admin on October 19, 2007

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1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

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1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

by admin on October 19, 2007

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

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If u have 1 father, call me

by admin on October 19, 2007

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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

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A girl & boy were sitting alone

by admin on October 19, 2007

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

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Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS??

Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!! :-)

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If ur world is spinning around

by admin on October 19, 2007

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.

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