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Funny SMS

Funny Sms a true love stroy

by admin on October 4, 2008

in Funny SMS

Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

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Har mard ki life dekho to

by admin on October 4, 2008

in Funny SMS

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

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After a quarrel,

by admin on October 3, 2008

in Funny SMS

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn’t notice.”

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what happend 2 ur mobile?

by admin on October 3, 2008

in Funny SMS

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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Some Funny Signboards …

by admin on October 1, 2008

in Funny SMS

Some Funny
Signboards …

@ Pizza Shop
“7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak”

In No-smoking Area
“If V c Smoke, V’ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action”

@ Car Dealership
“D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment”

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Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo

by admin on September 29, 2008

in Funny SMS

I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-

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Golden Words.:

by admin on September 29, 2008

in Funny SMS

Golden Words.:

” A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl..”

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Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund

by admin on September 29, 2008

in Funny SMS

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge

Wah Wah

DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..

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Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,

by admin on September 28, 2008

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS

Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
“Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?”

Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
“PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D

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Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

by admin on September 26, 2008

in Funny SMS, Jokes SMS

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!

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