From the category archives:
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
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Before Marriage
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv one
that is u,
After Marriage
Roses are dead
i have flu
don’t come near paray mar tuh…
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A boy on date in BMW.
Boy :Jaan main tum se ek baat chupayeee hai i’m already married
Girl: Oh! Tum ne toh darha diya main Samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Main ne chand se ek din poocha, Kia tuim ne mere yar jesa HASEEN kahein dheka hai,
Chand ne Muskara ker jawab dia,
itni dur se tera baap bhi nahi dhek sakta.
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Molvion ki bus ja rahi thi,
1 ne kaha jab bhi raste main larki nazar ay to
ASTAGH-FIRULLAH parhna,
Kafi dair bad eik ne Astaghfar kaha,
Baqi Bole
Kidher hai.?
Kidher hai..?
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Pakistan ka qaumi Phal…
*SABAR KA PHAL*
Quami Libaas..
*KALA COAT*
Quami khel..
*MUAZAKRAAT*
Quami sooch..
*APNA APNA*
Quami dua..
*AY ALLAH LIGHT AA JAYE*
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Mera dil tor ker pohnchayi tum ne mere dil ko thais…
Mera dil tor ker pohnchayi tum ne mere dil ko thais…
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Tan Ø = perpendicular over base.
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Teacher in Class: Dehli min “Kutub Meenar” hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?
Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.
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