A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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From the category archives:
Funny SMS
Thought of The Day..
An ANT might be small, but it can bite on your hip..
Can you bite on ant’s Hip..?
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Moral: Never Underestimate Anyone..!
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Water is so Precious.
So please Send this Msg to as many friends as possible With this Slogan:
SAVE WATER
SAVE WATER
SHARE THE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR’S DAUGHTER 
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Bacha:Auntey AMMI ne Cheeni mangi hai,
Auntey (Cheeni deytey howay) :Acha aur kia Ammi ne?
bacha: Agar woh Kameeni na de, to kisi aur Aunty se ley ana.
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Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
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a young girl married an old rich man
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sum1 ask her tht y u married wid him?
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she replied: ek tuh us ki income dosri us k din kum
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As im now in the most imp year of my career i have started studying n have decided not
2 msg anymore so i belive u all will co-operate with me ..thnx
HEIGHT OF OVER ACTING…!!
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“Mat poch Mohabbat Main Kia kia Zakham Khaye Hain”
Dosri ke Chakkar Main Pheli K Chante Khaye Hain
Milne Gye To Bhaion Se Ghoonse Khaye Hain
3 Din Jail,4 Din Hospital Reh K Aaye Hain
Aik Nazar Dhekne ko Girls College K Dhakke Khaye hain
Buhat Bar WAtch Man Se PiT k aAYE hAIN
Uske Ghar ke Samne Himesh Ke Gaaney Gaye Hain
“Mat Poch Mohabbat Main kia kia Zakham Khaye Hain”
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Father, talking to his daughter’s Boyfriend:
“Kya tum meri beti ko wo sab luxuries de sakoge jin kiwo aadi hai?”
Boy:”Mera khayal hai, me ab ziyada arsey tak aisa nahi ker sakunga,isi lieye to me is se shadi karna chahta hun”
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A punjabi women to an English Docter in LONDAN Telling him about her ill child,
“my kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da te cheekhda…!!!”
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