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Funny SMS

Read This fast

by admin on July 16, 2008

in Funny SMS

Read This fast
CHAI, PAKORA
CHAI, PAKORA
CHAI, PAKORA
CHAI, PAKORA
CHAI, PAKORA
CHAI, PAKORA
CHAI, PAKORA
CHAI, PAKORA

OK!
CONGRATS…..
UR SELECTED TO WORK THE RAILWAY STATION

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Comedy Poetry

by admin on July 15, 2008

in Funny SMS

Comedy Poetry

Yaaro ko Aazma k dhek lia party main bula k dhek lia,
Mout bhi hum say doot bhagti hai, Car ke neechey aker dhek lia,
Marta nahi hai yeh Jaraseem-e-ishq Soup se naha ker dhek lia,
Koi sunta nahi Faryad-e-Ghareeb, Radio pay Gana ga k dhek lia,
Hamaray dil ka pata nahi milta, X-ray bhi kera k dhek lia..

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Once a journalist asks Meera

by admin on July 15, 2008

in Funny SMS

Once a journalist asks Meera What types of Roles do u prefer?
Meera Answeres: Wese to mujhey Chicken Roll pasand hai magar beef roll bhi kha leti ho….

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1 Nai ki shop par

by admin on July 13, 2008

in Funny SMS

1 Nai ki shop par 1 admi ata hai: Kitni dair lage gee?
Nai: 2 Ghante
Admi chala jata hai
Dusre Din: Kitni dair lage ge?
Nai:1 Ghanta
Phr chala jata hai
Nai ne peechey 1 Larka bhejha: DHeko kahan sey ata hai aur kaha jata hai
Larka wapis akar: Aane ka to pata nahi mager time pooch ker ap k ghar jata hai :D

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Arz kya hai

by admin on July 12, 2008

in Funny SMS

Arz kya hai

Laila ki shadi main lafra ho gaya

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WAH WAH WAH

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Laila ki shadi main lafra ho gaya

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Mujno itna Nacha k Langra hogaya.

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Man was Smoking Hukkah

by admin on July 11, 2008

in Funny SMS

Man was Smoking Hukkah with a 2 meter long pipe.

His friend asked, “Why are you using such a long pipe ???

He replied,

“Dr. has advised me to keep distance from Tobbaco”

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Insan ki 4 Maa hoti hai…

by admin on July 10, 2008

in Funny SMS

Insan ki 4 Maa hoti hai…

1 jisney paida kia,
1 jisney parhaya,
1 saasu maa,
1 woh jis ke barey main Ammi kehti hain,

“Aey Raat k 2 bajey apni kya apni Maa sey bat ker raha hai “

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Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne

by admin on July 9, 2008

in Funny SMS

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya,

Malkin: Oh God! Call Docter Fast,

Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine CHote Baba ko BAYGON pila Diya hai…

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Larki apne B.F. se

by admin on July 8, 2008

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS

Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?

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What’s the biggest pressure on Pak Players,
When they need 1 run to win, 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand ?

Ya Allah , Jeet Kar Angrezi Kon Bolay Ga ??

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