Papa- Beti 12th Class Ke Baad Kya Karogi ..?
Beti- B.B.A. Karungi!!!
Papa- What is B.B.A?
Beti- Boyfriend ki Bike Per Aish … 
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From the category archives:
Funny SMS
70 saal ka budha aadmi:
“Dil Chahta Hai K Ab Shadi Kar Loon,
Friend: Kar Lo
Old man: Kisi Bewa Se Kar Loon?
Friend: Kunwari Se He Kar Lo,Bewa Apney Aap Ho Jayegee
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Who’s Cool? its u.
Who’s beautiful? its u.
Who’s Sweetest? its u,
Who’s Smart? its u,
Who’s Heart Of Millions? its u
Zyada uchlo mat,
Yeh msg mujhey aya tha…!!
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Women are like internet virus
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems, delete you smile
and hang you life.
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School - a place where papa pays & son plays
Life insurance – a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
Nurse – a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage – a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have ?
Doc: Two…
MoRaL: Express Smart Ideas SmarTLy
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Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI
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Excellent Mind,
Khubsuruat Chehra,
Methi Awaz,
Masoom Ankhein,
Perfect Personality,
Khushmizaj Andaz,
Yeh to Hui Meri Baat Or Sunau Aap KesAY hoo??
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// Height of Gutz //
Itz when you Girl Friend Catches You in
Theatre With Another Girl And You Say,
“Love You Darling, Next Show Is With You…!”
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Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar main,
Zindagi main udasi chaa gayee,
Socha tha chord deyngey is raah ko,
Kambakht phr eik new number se miss call Agayee…
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