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Funny SMS

Guyz Career Prob !

by admin on June 28, 2008

in Funny SMS

Guyz Career Prob !!
Kuch badli hui taqdir nazar ati hai
Yadoon ki 1 zanjeer nazar aati hai Parhe’n B to kia Parhe’n
Hr page pe Bachion ki Tasvir nazar ati hai… :D

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Chunti or hathi ki love marriage hoi,
Aglay din hathi mar gaya,
Chunti boli” WAH RE MOHABBAT”
1 din ka piyar mila,
Ab sari umer kabar khodne main guzar jaye gee..

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Tere chehre pe udasi,

by admin on June 25, 2008

in Funny SMS

Tere chehre pe udasi,
Ankhon main nami hai!!
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Namak istamal ker bacha!!
tujhey main iodine ki kami hai!!

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Sales pressure…

by admin on June 25, 2008

in Funny SMS

Sales pressure…
A man was sleeping,suddenly death angel appeared & said.” go out and enjoy,nothing’ll happento you in next 10 days” MY GUARANTEE.
He goes out met an accident & died,
In the heaven he asked angel why you lied to me..
Angel replied.”Sorry,Month End; Had to Achieve Target”.

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Teacher:tum itna late q ae ho?

by admin on June 24, 2008

in Funny SMS

Teacher:tum itna late q ae ho?
Student:Ami Abhu lardh rahey they .
Teacher:ager larh rahey the to tum late kyn?
Student:Kya kerta mera eik juta ami ke pas tha dusra abhu ke pass… !!

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Ek sardar pilot se

by admin on June 23, 2008

in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Ek sardar pilot sey headphone cheen raha hota hai..
Pilot:Kia ker rahey ho??
Sardar:Ticket Hum dein aur gane tu akela sun raha hai…

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masla,Khara ho gaya hai

by admin on June 23, 2008

in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Admi molvi sahab se: “Molvi sahab masla,Khara ho gaya hai”
Molvi Sahab:Tauba kero!
Admi:Q kia howa?
Molvi sahav:Arey Bhai!! Maslo ke tuh khara to ho ga hi

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Laddo k lashkaarey ..

by admin on June 23, 2008

in Funny SMS, Latest SMS

dar dar phirtey hain gham-e-ishq ke maarey
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dar dar phirtey hain gham-e-ishq ke marey.
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Laddo k lashkaarey ..
jagg magg kaprey saarey …

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AAJ

by admin on June 22, 2008

in Funny SMS

AAJ
MERE
MOBILE
KA
BIRTHDAY
HAI
AAP
CHAHE
TO
GIFT
SAMJHKAR
ISME
500 RS.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO.
ALLAH NE
CHAHA
TO
AGLE
MAHINE
PHR B’DAY
MANAYEINGE

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Kaisa lagta hai barasti barish main,
Hawa ke jhonkon ke sung Khamoshi se chaltey hoye
Koi apka hath tham k halke se keh de
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Samney guttar hai Zara Khayal se

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