Luv is a bird !…. if you hold it tightly,it dies… if u hold lightly,it flies…..
if you hold it nicely,it shits in your hands… So 4get Luv and Just “Flirt”
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From the category archives:
Funny SMS
Aap ka roz subah ko hamara ghar anaa
kabhi ghanti bajana,kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna kabhi gusey sey chilana
“Ghar Walo”
“kachhra De do?
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Apki personality per eik sher arz hai..
Soraj hamesha chand ke sath rahey ga,
WAH WAH
tuh chutiya tha’chutiya hai’or chutiya rahey ga ,
WAH WAH 
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A chinese couple
MR.Hua & Mrs.Hua
Got twin babies without marriage
What did they name them?
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The named them
‘Jo-Hua’
‘So-Hua’
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Main Woh nahi k Shadi hoi or Badal gaya,
Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoj hoga,
Shadi se pheley B mujhe Shadi ka shok hai,
Shadi ke bad B mujhey Shadi ka shok Hoga 
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2 Pakistani in 2010.
1st:Yar suna hai pheley zamaney main light bhi aya kerti thi!
2nd:Chal be yeh bijli wijli kuch nahi hoti sab tera waham hai.
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Pathan ki Girl Friend ney pucha jab humara mangni hoga tab tum mujhey eik “ring” dega?
Pathan: wai qurban zaroor dega.batao PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe.
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Boss:am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary RS 2000/- is it ok..?
Sardar:you are gr8 sir starting salary is ok..
but how much is DRIVING salary…???
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Pathan proposed a girl…
Girl:lekin main tumsey umer main 1 saal bari hoo..!!
Pathan:Oye baji fiker kyun karti ho,
Hum tumsey aglay Saal Shadi karega..!
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Rules of Boy:
Phoolo ki mahak churai nahi jati,
Suraj ki kirne chupai nahi jati,
Kitni bhi soni ho apni girlfriend,
Per dosro ki girlfriend bhulai nahi jati.
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