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Insult SMS
|~ tODAYz thOUgHT ~|
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Always dn’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
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Qualities a friend must have,
Cute as Crocodile!
Smart as a Donkey!
Active as a Turtle!
Fit as a Hippo
Mature as a Mokey,
No doubt yar
U ARe Perfect
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God has given many qualities to you:
Good looks
Personality
Intelligence
and
many more
this is called
Allah Meharban to Gadha Bhi pehlwan
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Pal pal hawa ki ahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Muskil samay mei bhi is dost ko yad rakhna,
Hamari yado ke khushbo zaror ayegi,
Tum bas apna naak saaf rakhna
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girl ask to mother:
ami yeh “SHIEKH” or “MARASI” may kia fark hota hai??
mother: beta agr msg parhne wala hans pare to “MARASI”
na hanse to “SHIEKH”
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Ager apney dimagh ko test kerna ho to
Cow k samney jao..
Ager woh Dur hojay to samjh lena k dimagh main
“Kuch Nahi”
Or ager pass aye to Samjhna k
“Bhusa” Hai…
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Hastey rahey ap hazaro ke beech main,
J se hasta hai phool bharon k beech main,
Numaya raho ap dunia main is tarha,
J sey hota hai Gadha Ghoro ke beech main.
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In a park 2 Lovers were eating chips by looking into each other eyes.
Girl: What are you thinking right now?
Boy: I thnk u are eating more chips than me !! Bhookii …
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Nazar jhuki to pamane bane,
Dil totay to mekhane bane,
Kuch to hay aap main zaroor,
U hi to na pagal khane bane. 
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