Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
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From the category archives:
Jokes SMS
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! 
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Husband: Im going out for 5 days..!
Wife: Ok but don’t surprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise you will be surprised
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Wife I think our Daughter is in Love with Someone….
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Husband: How Do You Know?
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Wife: Bcoz She Is Not Asking For Pocket Money..!!
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Husband: Im going out for 5 days..!
Wife: Ok, but don’t surprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise, You will be Surprised…
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Dad if u pass in exams i vl present u 1 Cycle.
Son: If i fail?
Dad: I vl present 10 Cycle.
Son: WHy?
Dad: To open Cycle Shop ….!!
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What is the limit of telling a lie??
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Makrani taking bath and singing
“Pani main jalay Maira Gora Badan”
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Son: Abhu Bacha intelligent hota hai ya baap.
Father: Baap
Son: Abhu Phone kisney banaya?
Father: Graham Bell ne
Son: Us k baap ne kyon nahi banaya?
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Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
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Whats the difference b/w hocky n cricket??
Hockey main Pakistani team 1 ghantay main zalil hoti hai
Jab kay
Cricket main 6 ghantay lag jatey hain
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