sms4pakistan.com » Misleading SMS http://www.sms4pakistan.com Latest FREE SMS Jokes & Text Messages in Hindi, Urdu & English Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:27:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Misleading SMS / Text Messages http://www.sms4pakistan.com/misleading-sms-text-messages/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/misleading-sms-text-messages/#comments Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:16:49 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1499

Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as

Double meaning sms / text messages

&

twisted sms / text messages

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/misleading-sms-text-messages/feed/ 0 It’s the things that satisfies your mind http://www.sms4pakistan.com/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:22:24 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=2169

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind/feed/ 0 What’s an average 6 inch long http://www.sms4pakistan.com/what%e2%80%99s-an-average-6-inch-long/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/what%e2%80%99s-an-average-6-inch-long/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:17:36 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=2065

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/what%e2%80%99s-an-average-6-inch-long/feed/ 1 You are a GHONCHU.. http://www.sms4pakistan.com/you-are-a-ghonchu/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/you-are-a-ghonchu/#comments Thu, 01 May 2008 11:09:30 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1311

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/you-are-a-ghonchu/feed/ 0 Jahan dekho, tum hi tum http://www.sms4pakistan.com/jahan-dekho-tum-hi-tum/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/jahan-dekho-tum-hi-tum/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:49:55 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/index.php/2008/04/14/jahan-dekho-tum-hi-tum/

Dil me tum

Dharkan me tum

Asman me tum

Zamen me tum

Ankhon me tum

jahan dekho

Tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/jahan-dekho-tum-hi-tum/feed/ 0 Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho http://www.sms4pakistan.com/phool-gir-jate-hain-jub-ap-ate-ho/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/phool-gir-jate-hain-jub-ap-ate-ho/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:47:29 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/index.php/2008/04/14/phool-gir-jate-hain-jub-ap-ate-ho/

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
.
.
.
.
.
Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/phool-gir-jate-hain-jub-ap-ate-ho/feed/ 0 The fishermen love me, ut doctors hate me http://www.sms4pakistan.com/the-fishermen-love-me-ut-doctors-hate-me/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/the-fishermen-love-me-ut-doctors-hate-me/#comments Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:59:30 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1193

Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

Answer=Chathuringmes
(It is a technical word for worms)

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/the-fishermen-love-me-ut-doctors-hate-me/feed/ 0 Our love is heard like a ring tone. http://www.sms4pakistan.com/our-love-is-heard-like-a-ring-tone/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/our-love-is-heard-like-a-ring-tone/#comments Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:25:33 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1165

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/our-love-is-heard-like-a-ring-tone/feed/ 0 kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain http://www.sms4pakistan.com/kuch-log-to-sms-bhi-nahi-kertay-hain/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/kuch-log-to-sms-bhi-nahi-kertay-hain/#comments Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:15:42 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1159

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

]]> http://www.sms4pakistan.com/kuch-log-to-sms-bhi-nahi-kertay-hain/feed/ 0 Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo http://www.sms4pakistan.com/bohat-chotay-ho-thora-intezaar-karo/ http://www.sms4pakistan.com/bohat-chotay-ho-thora-intezaar-karo/#comments Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:06:50 +0000 admin http://www.sms4pakistan.com/?p=1133

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
.
.
ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,

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