InspEctOr: tUM Ne chOr kYuN Na pAkrA?
HawaldaAr(Pathan): wO Ek aIsAy kAmRaY Me gHuS gYa jIs k bAh?R LikhA Tha
“bGaiR IjAzAt aNdR Aana Mna hAi”
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Pathan SMS
Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se.
Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge?
Pathan socha socha
or
bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola
janu come here.
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News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
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1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li Phr toba karney laga,
k zehan main shetan agaya tha,
usi waqt shetan aya or bola:
“Ullu k pathay yeh harkat to mere zehan main bhi nahi thi”.
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Musharaf: Jab Main Paida Howa Tha tuh Military Waloon Ne 51 Topein Chalayee Thi!
Pathan: Kamal Hai !! Sab Ka Nishana Ghalat Gaya!
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Pathan 100 k note per likha no dial ker raha tha
Dusra pathan: Yeh tum Kia ker rahey ho ?
Phela pathan: Me dhek raha ho k Quaid-e-Azam to wafat pagae to Unka Mobile Kiske pas hai 
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1 Khan Sahab ne 1 halti hui Building sey 6 logon ko nikala!
Phr bhi ussay Logoon ney mara
Kyun?
Woh is lieye k
.
.
Woh 6 Log Fire Brigade Walay thay
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Pathan yaar tumhe airhostess ne thappar Q mara?
Sardar: yaar mene pocha pishab karne ki jagha kahan hai?
Woh boli peche mene kaha phele to aaghe huwa karti thi!
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1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dhek Raha Tha,
PATHAN B Ussey Dhyan Se Dhek Raha Tha,
Suddenly 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN zor sey chilaya,
Wah ustad! Kya Nishana Lagaya.
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