Nice collection of Sardar Sms and Sardar Jokes
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Sardar SMS
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym …..
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”
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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
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Son to Sardar: I want glasses, Meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai.
sARDAR: Took him out and asked. Woh kia hai ?
Son: Suraj
Sardar: Khote de putar Or kitni dur dhekey ga …!!
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from Auto,
Man asks Sardar, ‘Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?’
Oye! Cant u read ‘Parking for Two Wheelers only!’
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A Sardar goes to Hotel and orders Chicken.
WAITER:French Chicken or Spanish Chicken.??
Sardar: Jo marzi le ao main ne konsa batain kerni hain…
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from Auto,
Man asks Sardar, ‘Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?’
Oye! Cant u read ‘Parking for Two Wheelers only!’
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Sardar was writing the Passive voice of ‘I MADE A MISTAKE’
Answer : ‘I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE’
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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Interviewer : Do you know MS Office?
Sardar : If you give me address I can find it ?????
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A Sardar declares:
I Will never marry in my life & I’ll advice the same to my children too’
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