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Barish hoti hi jati hain mere shehar main
“FARAZ”
Kabhi dhoop niklay to apni UNDERWEAR hi Sukha Loon ….
Girl: Tum itney kalay Q ho?
Boy: Bus aise hi
Girl: Batau na
Boy: Kala hoon to is main tere bap ka kia jata hai?
Girl: Merey baap ka jata to itne kalay na hotay ..!!
Father to Daughter: Tell me the name of the bastard who made you pregnant.
Daughter: Dad if we eat fifteen bananas,Can u say which one made u fat..??
Dad to his adopted Son:” What is the height of Lazines..??
Son:” What else other than having an adopted son! 
Father: Beta ya lo 20 rupees
Mummy se mat kehna k main Nokrani ke Saath soya tha
Beta: Dad aap Buhat Kanjoos ho Mummy Poore 50 deti hai jab woh Drvier ke sath soti hain..!!
*This is 2008*
Ek baap, bache se:”pata hai bachay kaisey paida hote hain?”
Bacha: “Is main esi kia baat hai,mujhey tuh yeh bhi pata hai kaisey paida nahi hotay!!”
Yeh “Express News” Waley bhi kitney Gandey hain
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Jo sub chupatey hai,Woh hum Dhikhatey hain.
BISTAR ready ?
Yes boss.
SHARAB ready ?
Yes boss.
Condom ready ?
Yes boss.
GIRL ready ?
No boss.
Why?
Brooker abhi sms parh raha hai.
A man was doing push ups on the beach,
A drunk Sardar sees him.
starts laughing and says…
“Sorry to tell u but da women below u has already left”.
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