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Molvion ki bus ja rahi thi,
1 ne kaha jab bhi raste main larki nazar ay to
ASTAGH-FIRULLAH parhna,
Kafi dair bad eik ne Astaghfar kaha,
Baqi Bole
Kidher hai.?
Kidher hai..?
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Abhi..
So raha hai
FARAZ
Mairey pyarey Bhaiyo aur unki bheno!
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Mujhey Mauf Ker Do
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Khuda K Liye mera peecha chor do!
Mujhey jeeney do
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Ap sab ka bohat shukria.
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From
FARAZ.
Main chaltay chaltay Thak gaya hoon,FARAZ.
Koi tuh ho jo mujhey Cold Drink Pila dey ….
Pakistan ka qaumi Phal…
*SABAR KA PHAL*
Quami Libaas..
*KALA COAT*
Quami khel..
*MUAZAKRAAT*
Quami sooch..
*APNA APNA*
Quami dua..
*AY ALLAH LIGHT AA JAYE*
China main olympics ki khushi main eik sher..
Chang sho shoi ting Pong,
Ching Pu, FarAZ !!!!
Shun Ching Shee,
toi toi, Oee Oee … ![]()
Once Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .
Then Hanuman Says
“BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY”huhaaa
Mera dil tor ker pohnchayi tum ne mere dil ko thais…
Mera dil tor ker pohnchayi tum ne mere dil ko thais…
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Tan Ø = perpendicular over base.
Teacher in Class: Dehli min “Kutub Meenar” hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks: What did I just say?
Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.

