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Nov 04
Loading ...The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap
Nov 04
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Nov 04
Sochnay samajhnay say,
sath sath chalnay say,
doriyan simat ti hain,
faslay nahi chaltay,
khawab khawab ankhon main,
ratjagay nahi chaltay,
darguzar k halqay main,
maslay nahi chaltay,
dosti k raston ki,
parwarish zarori hai,
dosti k rastay main,
khafgiyan nahi chalti,
do dilon ki qurbat main,
Teesra nahi hota,
wastay nahi chaltay.
Nov 04
The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.
Oct 11
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Oct 11
D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel’s Name
GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel’s Name Is Of
No Importance
U’ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER …
“Happy Mother’s Day”
Oct 11
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym …..
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”
Oct 11
Wat Is The Secret Of My Energy?
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Boost?
No
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Horlicks?
No
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Money?
No
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Then Wat?
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A Small Sweet Msg From ‘U’ Everyday
Oct 11
[T] Oday’s [T] Hought
“It’s Much Easier To Turn A
Friendship Into Love,
Than Love Into Friendship.”
Oct 11
Announcement In
Zardari’s Chartd Plane …
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position …
ThanQ …
Oct 11
Subha
Subha
Suraj
Ka
Sath
Ho
Parindo’n
Ki
Awaz
Ho
Haath
Main
Chai
Aur
Yaado’n
Main
Aap
Ho
Us
Khushnuma
Subha
Ki
Kia
Baat
Ho …
=*= GOOD =*=
=*= MORNING =*=
Oct 11
Mrningz R Beautiful
Signs Of Hope
It’s Cre8ed By ALLAH To
Let Us Know Dat
Life Duzn’t End Aftr
The Sunset
Evry Dawn Is A
New Life …
Hve A Blessed Day (:
Oct 11
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
Oct 11
Shayari Chor kar pakoraay bach raha hoon Wasi.
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Kaleja moun ko Aata hai anjaam-e-faraz dhek ker …
Oct 08
Mujhey Issi umeed per roz gunah karta hoon,
ke woh kehta tha k main bun k azab utronga.
Oct 08
When my arms can’t reach pple close2 my heart I always hug dem wit my prayers,may Allah grant u wat ur heart desires&keep u happy always. Bundles of PRAYERS 4u.
Oct 07
Faraz’s Unpublished Verse
“Rahat jaisay dosto k birthday sms receive honay k intizar main,
Hum apnay hi no say khud ko wish kartay rahay.” :p ;->
Oct 06
“Bas Eik Pal”
Ek pal aesa de do jis mei zindagi ki hr khushi ho.
Ek pal aesa de do jis mae tumhara sara khulus ho.
Ek pal aesa de do jis may tumhara hr dukh mujhe mil jae.
Ek pal aesa de do jis me sari zindagi tumhari PIYAR pr kurban kr doon.
“BAS EK PAL”
Oct 06
Maine
Tum Se
Tum Ko Maanga
Tou Tum Muskura Diye
Tum Itna Bhi Tou Keh Sakte Thay
K Janaa’n !!!
Kabhi Apni Cheezai’n Bhi Kisi Se Maangi Jati Hyn … ?
Oct 05
|~ tODAYz thOUgHT ~|
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Always dn’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
Oct 05
How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)
Oct 05
Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?