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Announcement In
Zardari’s Chartd Plane …
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position …
ThanQ …
Mother to Teenage Daughter : “I think its time that we should talk about SEX.”
Daughter : “Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?”
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
Barish hoti hi jati hain mere shehar main
“FARAZ”
Kabhi dhoop niklay to apni UNDERWEAR hi Sukha Loon ….
Girl: Tum itney kalay Q ho?
Boy: Bus aise hi
Girl: Batau na
Boy: Kala hoon to is main tere bap ka kia jata hai?
Girl: Merey baap ka jata to itne kalay na hotay ..!!
Father to Daughter: Tell me the name of the bastard who made you pregnant.
Daughter: Dad if we eat fifteen bananas,Can u say which one made u fat..??
Dad to his adopted Son:” What is the height of Lazines..??
Son:” What else other than having an adopted son! 
*This is 2008*
Ek baap, bache se:”pata hai bachay kaisey paida hote hain?”
Bacha: “Is main esi kia baat hai,mujhey tuh yeh bhi pata hai kaisey paida nahi hotay!!”
Yeh “Express News” Waley bhi kitney Gandey hain
Kehtey hain:
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Jo sub chupatey hai,Woh hum Dhikhatey hain.
BISTAR ready ?
Yes boss.
SHARAB ready ?
Yes boss.
Condom ready ?
Yes boss.
GIRL ready ?
No boss.
Why?
Brooker abhi sms parh raha hai.
A man was doing push ups on the beach,
A drunk Sardar sees him.
starts laughing and says…
“Sorry to tell u but da women below u has already left”.
Fit bachey Sexy bachion ki amanat hain.
Inhain expired aunties ke pohanch sedur rakhein.
Wazarat-e-Tharak
Hakumat-e-nojawan
::Pakistan::
Main ne tumhari laini Chahi
Mager tumne na dee.
(Raye)
Main ne tumhain apna daina chaha,
Mager tumney na lia
(pyar)
Akhir tumne maira dhek hi lia na
(Ghussa)
Pheley kehtey they ke mujhe tumhara hi pasand hai
(Andaz)
Leykin ab kehtey ho,
Ke main kisi aur ka loon ga,
(Sahara)
Mera khayal hai k mera ab kafi lamba ho gaya hai
(Sms)
Ab mujhey tumhari chaye
(Ijazat)
how would u tell your Girl Friend if u want 2 go 2 tilet on 1st date ?
Dear i have 2 go 2 shake hands with my close friend with whom i m going to introduce u later !
Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the 1st time. Sardr1 opens the bread, looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2,
“Which part of the dog did u get?
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Nurse:Sir 22 no bed waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kia,
her dafa barh jata hai …
Docter: Ab check karo to apni Shirt k uper k 3 button band ker leyna…
Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
Girls’ Hostel K Compound Main Cycling Kerte Huey
Ladkiyan Bht Shor Macha Rahi Th’n
Madam Ne Aa Ker Kaha : Shor Kam Kero Warna Cycle Pe
“SEATS” Phr Se Lagwa Dungi
Raat ko humesha kapre utar ke sona chaye
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Rassi se Q k Barish ka kuch pata nahi hota!
“Never Abuse ur Sincere friends…When you see some faults in them,
Be patient and just Realize that….
Bhenchoot hai hi CHutiya”
BV Sotay main Zor se chilayi,
“Jaldi utho mera Shohor Agaya”
Pathan utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,
tang tot gayi,phr khayal aya,…
May hi tuh Shohar hoon
Model Paper Sexology
Q1.Translate into English
1)Woh mummay choos raha hai.
2)Aslam Gando hai.
3)DOst woi hai jo musibat main Gand marae.
4)Tatton ka Tawazum kharab hai.
5)Amjab Muth mar raha hai.
6)Bhagte loray main Gand phasana
Q2.Ans d following ques,
1)Whts the size of Najma boobz?
2)Y is mariam so hot?
Q3.Write down an Essay on
A) SEX EXPERIENCE
OR
Lund choosne ke faide?
Q4.Write a story on a
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