Latest free sms jokes & text messages in hindi, urdu & english

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap

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Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

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Dirtiest Message Of All Tym …..

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”

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Announcement In
Zardari’s Chartd Plane …

Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position …
ThanQ …

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** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p

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Tere dosti ki kaatir dunia chod denge hum,

Tere raaste ka hr toofan mod denge hum,

Lekin agr tumne SMS Karna chod dia,

To teri haddi pasli thod denge hum !!

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Urdu,English, African,Chinese Ki Kamyabi K Bad Ab FARAZ Ka Shair Bangali Men,
¤
Tum Ka Zaano Mosli Chawal Ka Mooza FORAZ,
¤
Kabhi BoonglaDes Aao Tu Pata Salay.

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Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen,

na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen,

kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo,

najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jayen,

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Na Kisi Ko Chhera Karo

Na Kisi Se Panga Karo

Na Kisi Ko Dil Dya Karo

Na Kisi Ka Dil Lya Karo

Healthy Life Jiya Karo

Roz Roz

Gold Leaf
PiYa Karo.

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AThisa aisa a awaya atoa atela aua aguda anighta aina a anewa astylea.

confused.

can’t undrstand plz erase 1st and last letter of each word.

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Waiter : And how did you find your steak sir?
Man : Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was!!!

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Q:What do you do when a blond throws a hand grenade at you?
Ans: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes

Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason… ;->

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Hum Ne sAb Frndz kO BirthdAy pArty mE BuLaYA..

Sab kI PLaEs mE kaAntay Or cHAmch tHaY..

Ap kI PLaTE Me nAhi tHy.

Y?

“Ap jAnwRoOn kI Tarah jO KhAtAy hAin”

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InspEctOr: tUM Ne chOr kYuN Na pAkrA?

HawaldaAr(Pathan): wO Ek aIsAy kAmRaY Me gHuS gYa jIs k bAh?R LikhA Tha

“bGaiR IjAzAt aNdR Aana Mna hAi”

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Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se.

Janu come here.

Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai

Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge?

Pathan socha socha

or

bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola

janu come here.

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What Will a Guy Sing After
He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ??

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Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . . :p ;->

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Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho?

Boy: 30 sy 40 bar,

Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?

Boy; Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..

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A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what’s ur birth date?
Girl:4th November
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR.

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|~ tODAYz thOUgHT ~|
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Always dn’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.

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How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)

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Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?

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