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Always dn’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.

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Qualities a friend must have,

Cute as Crocodile!

Smart as a Donkey!

Active as a Turtle!

Fit as a Hippo

Mature as a Mokey,

No doubt yar

U ARe Perfect

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God has given many qualities to you:

Good looks

Personality

Intelligence

and

many more

this is called

Allah Meharban to Gadha Bhi pehlwan

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Pal pal hawa ki ahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Muskil samay mei bhi is dost ko yad rakhna,
Hamari yado ke khushbo zaror ayegi,
Tum bas apna naak saaf rakhna

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girl ask to mother:
ami yeh “SHIEKH” or “MARASI” may kia fark hota hai??

mother: beta agr msg parhne wala hans pare to “MARASI”
na hanse to “SHIEKH”

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Ager apney dimagh ko test kerna ho to
Cow k samney jao..
Ager woh Dur hojay to samjh lena k dimagh main
“Kuch Nahi”
Or ager pass aye to Samjhna k
“Bhusa” Hai…

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Hastey rahey ap hazaro ke beech main,
J se hasta hai phool bharon k beech main,
Numaya raho ap dunia main is tarha,
J sey hota hai Gadha Ghoro ke beech main.

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In a park 2 Lovers were eating chips by looking into each other eyes.
Girl: What are you thinking right now?

Boy: I thnk u are eating more chips than me !! Bhookii …

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Nazar jhuki to pamane bane,
Dil totay to mekhane bane,
Kuch to hay aap main zaroor,
U hi to na pagal khane bane.

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Ques: Ap main aur pepsi main kya similarity hai?

Ans: Both are cool, sweet Sub pasand kartey hain aur most importantly Dimagh wali jaga DHAKKAN hai..!!!

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Who’s Cool? its u.

Who’s beautiful? its u.

Who’s Sweetest? its u,

Who’s Smart? its u,

Who’s Heart Of Millions? its u

Zyada uchlo mat,
Yeh msg mujhey aya tha…!!

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Arz hai apki tasveer banate hain tu adhuri reh jati hai!!

Arz hai apki tasveer banate hain tu adhuri reh jati hai!!

Kabhi seengh reh jatey hai,
tuh kabhi poonch reh jati hai.

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Be Izzat Honay Ka Sub Se Aasan Tareeqa

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Uff Tauba!!!
Be Izzat Honay ka Kitna Shoq Hai

K Tareeqa Dhoond Rahay Ho?

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