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Aug 04
Loading ...Husband: Im going out for 5 days..!
Wife: Ok but don’t surprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise you will be surprised
Aug 03
Husband: Im going out for 5 days..!
Wife: Ok, but don’t surprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise, You will be Surprised…
Jul 30
Son: Abhu Bacha intelligent hota hai ya baap.
Father: Baap
Son: Abhu Phone kisney banaya?
Father: Graham Bell ne
Son: Us k baap ne kyon nahi banaya?
Jul 17
Whats the difference b/w hocky n cricket??
Hockey main Pakistani team 1 ghantay main zalil hoti hai
Jab kay
Cricket main 6 ghantay lag jatey hain 
Jul 02
Husband Call 4rm Delhi 2 his wife in Bombay,
Servent Picked da fone,
Husband: Memsaab se baat karvao!
Servent: Woh to Sahab ke sath kamre mani so rahi hain,
Husband: Per Sahab th main hoo..
Servent: Ab main kia kero?
Husband: maar de dono ko!!
After killing..
Servent:Lashoon ka kya karon?
Husband: Ghar k peechey swimming pool main phenk k bhaag ja…
Servent: Hamara Ghar main to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
Husband: Oh Sorry Wrong Number…
Jun 30
What is the height of Mixed Emotion?
Ur Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you dont know whether to laugh or cry……..
Nov 25
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
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Answer : CHAIR
Nov 15
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)
Nov 09
Aayi hai diwali dekho
Sang layi khushiya dekho..
Yehan wahan jahan dekho
Aaj deep jagmagate dekho
*Happy Diwali*
Nov 09
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas
Nov 09
May the divine light of diwali
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health.
Nov 09
diwali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.
Nov 09
Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..
Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,
Nov 09
For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”
Nov 09
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
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(((((BOOM)))))
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*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
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Nov 09
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
” Happy Diwali”
Nov 09
Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali”
Nov 09
Na dimag se
Na zuban se
Na paigam se
Na message se
Na gift se
Appko happy diwali
Direct dil se
Nov 05
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours
Nov 05
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u “cute” . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
Nov 05
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Nov 05
Sochti hon ke ye dualat ye bungley ye gariaan ye dunia bhar k aisho aram sab chor kar chali jaon lekin phir sochti hon k . . . . . PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
Nov 05
birds are chillaying murgha is kukrukuing chaand is doobing sun is nikling flowers are khushboo maring peacock is naching all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???
Nov 05
look the moon is looking at you! see stars are shining 4 u! hear birds are singing 2 u! listen my heart is saying to you.. “I MISS U”
Nov 05
Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai
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