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Nov 04
Loading ...The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap
Nov 04
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Nov 04
Sochnay samajhnay say,
sath sath chalnay say,
doriyan simat ti hain,
faslay nahi chaltay,
khawab khawab ankhon main,
ratjagay nahi chaltay,
darguzar k halqay main,
maslay nahi chaltay,
dosti k raston ki,
parwarish zarori hai,
dosti k rastay main,
khafgiyan nahi chalti,
do dilon ki qurbat main,
Teesra nahi hota,
wastay nahi chaltay.
Nov 04
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS
Nov 04
The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.
Oct 11
I’m a PAPER,
u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.
Oct 11
Agar Ehsaas Ho To Mohabbat Ko Kar Lo Mehsoos
,
Ye Wo Jazba Hai Jo Lafzon Mein Samjhaya Nahi Jaata
Dosti Ke Liye Mohabbat Aur Khuloos Hai Lazim
Har Haath Milane Wale Ko Dost Samjha Nahi Jaata
Bahut Kam Hai Log Jo Dil Mein Utar Jaate Hai
Har Raah Chalte Ko Apna Banaya Nahi Jaata
Koshish Se Badal Jati Hai Takdeerein
De Kar Ilzaam Qismat Aur Dil ko Behlaya Nahi Jaata
Oct 11
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Oct 11
D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel’s Name
GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel’s Name Is Of
No Importance
U’ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER …
“Happy Mother’s Day”
Oct 11
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym …..
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”
Oct 11
Wat Is The Secret Of My Energy?
.
.
Boost?
No
.
.
Horlicks?
No
.
.
Money?
No
.
.
Then Wat?
.
.
A Small Sweet Msg From ‘U’ Everyday
Oct 11
[T] Oday’s [T] Hought
“It’s Much Easier To Turn A
Friendship Into Love,
Than Love Into Friendship.”
Oct 11
Announcement In
Zardari’s Chartd Plane …
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position …
ThanQ …
Oct 11
Subha
Subha
Suraj
Ka
Sath
Ho
Parindo’n
Ki
Awaz
Ho
Haath
Main
Chai
Aur
Yaado’n
Main
Aap
Ho
Us
Khushnuma
Subha
Ki
Kia
Baat
Ho …
=*= GOOD =*=
=*= MORNING =*=
Oct 11
Mrningz R Beautiful
Signs Of Hope
It’s Cre8ed By ALLAH To
Let Us Know Dat
Life Duzn’t End Aftr
The Sunset
Evry Dawn Is A
New Life …
Hve A Blessed Day (:
Oct 11
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
Oct 11
Tere dosti ki kaatir dunia chod denge hum,
Tere raaste ka hr toofan mod denge hum,
Lekin agr tumne SMS Karna chod dia,
To teri haddi pasli thod denge hum !!
Oct 11
Shayari Chor kar pakoraay bach raha hoon Wasi.
.
.
Kaleja moun ko Aata hai anjaam-e-faraz dhek ker …
Oct 09
Yar msg padhte hua muskura q rahe ho?
Aray phir se muskura rahe ho!
Abhi bhi…!
kamal hai…Mene to koi funny baat nahi ki
Mission kamyab keep smiling!
Oct 09
I bet when u read this msg full, u will definitely smile.
gara gaqa kha kha ka kha mam jam kumko jampa koko kaye ko k keko kha
q agae na smile?
Oct 09
Rose is famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is famous 4 his Case..
Horses are famous 4 Race…
But U r famous 4 Smile on your Face
Oct 09
Urdu,English, African,Chinese Ki Kamyabi K Bad Ab FARAZ Ka Shair Bangali Men,
¤
Tum Ka Zaano Mosli Chawal Ka Mooza FORAZ,
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Kabhi BoonglaDes Aao Tu Pata Salay.