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Oct 06
Loading ...InspEctOr: tUM Ne chOr kYuN Na pAkrA?
HawaldaAr(Pathan): wO Ek aIsAy kAmRaY Me gHuS gYa jIs k bAh?R LikhA Tha
“bGaiR IjAzAt aNdR Aana Mna hAi”
Oct 06
Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se.
Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge?
Pathan socha socha
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bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola
janu come here.
Oct 04
Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa…
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1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!
Jul 12
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
Jul 12
1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li Phr toba karney laga,
k zehan main shetan agaya tha,
usi waqt shetan aya or bola:
“Ullu k pathay yeh harkat to mere zehan main bhi nahi thi”.
Jul 10
Musharaf: Jab Main Paida Howa Tha tuh Military Waloon Ne 51 Topein Chalayee Thi!
Pathan: Kamal Hai !! Sab Ka Nishana Ghalat Gaya!
Jul 08
Pathan 100 k note per likha no dial ker raha tha
Dusra pathan: Yeh tum Kia ker rahey ho ?
Phela pathan: Me dhek raha ho k Quaid-e-Azam to wafat pagae to Unka Mobile Kiske pas hai 
Jul 07
1 Khan Sahab ne 1 halti hui Building sey 6 logon ko nikala!
Phr bhi ussay Logoon ney mara
Kyun?
Woh is lieye k
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Woh 6 Log Fire Brigade Walay thay
Jul 06
Pathan yaar tumhe airhostess ne thappar Q mara?
Sardar: yaar mene pocha pishab karne ki jagha kahan hai?
Woh boli peche mene kaha phele to aaghe huwa karti thi!
Jul 06
1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dhek Raha Tha,
PATHAN B Ussey Dhyan Se Dhek Raha Tha,
Suddenly 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN zor sey chilaya,
Wah ustad! Kya Nishana Lagaya.
Jul 04
100 Pathan ek kashti main sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gayee
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Sab Doob Gaye
Kaisey?
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Arey
Pathan they na sab dhakka lagane utar gaye …!
Jun 26
BV Sotay main Zor se chilayi,
“Jaldi utho mera Shohor Agaya”
Pathan utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,
tang tot gayi,phr khayal aya,…
May hi tuh Shohar hoon
Oct 15
1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata Abhi Mujhai Mila Thori Hai…. 
Oct 15
Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai
To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Kr Kahta Hai Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rkhna
Dulha Bhi Ro Kr Kahta Hai Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara Ye Tumara Behan
Hai Hmara Bhi Behan Hai
Oct 15
Pakistan Baney Ga Iska Faisla To
1930 Main Hi Hogaya Tha
Phir 1947 Main Pakistan Kiyun Bana??
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They Were Deciding
Oct 15
Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik Pathan Kisi
K Ghar Gaya Door Pe Knock Kia Ander
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha Bahadur Khan ,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan ,Phir Poocha Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan Phir Awaz Ai
K To Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Pe Kuta Betha Hai 
Oct 15
Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE..
Oct 15
Pathan Names:
Born In JUNGLE:
SHER KHAN
In Summer:
SHARBAT KHAN
In War:
BAROOD KHAN
Near Ocean:
SAMANDAR KHAN
Near Garden:
GUL KHAN
With Abnormal Featurs:
AJAB KHAN
Born Pre-Mature:
MASTI KHAN
Born In Anger:
GHAZAB KHAN
In Horror:
HAYBAT KHAN
With Talent But No Brain:
SHAHID AFRIDI
Oct 15
Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He…. 
Oct 15
Ek Pathan ko Blank Msg Aya.
Pathan Ne Ushi No Per Call Ki
Or Kahan K Isme To Kuch Nahi A.
Muhajir Bola Nahi Lala He To Bohot Kuch
Lekin!
Tumhare Mobile Ka Ink Khatam Hogaya He..
Oct 15
Pathan Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying..
When A Person Asked What He Was Doing..
He Replied.. Oye! Higher Studies Yaar…
Oct 15
A Pathan Goes To See The Movie Jurassic Park And When The Dinosaurs Start
Approaching He Is Cowering In His Seat When His Friend Asks Him
Kyon Khan Sahab, Kya Baat Hai? Dar Kyon Lag Raha Hai Cinema Hi To Hai
Pathan Replies Aadmi Hoon Aur Akkal Hai, Pata Hai Ki Cinema Hai Lekin Voh
To Janwar Hai, Usko Kya Pata
Oct 15
On 14Th August A Pathan Went A Shop To Purchase A Pakistani Flag.
The Salesman Gave Him A Flag.
The Pathan Said, “Oye Khocha Iss Mein Koi Aur Rang Dikhao”.
Oct 15
Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha Kay Aap Ki Umar Kya Hai?
Pathan: 20 Saal: 10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha
Pathan: Wahi 20 Saal. Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke The Aur Aaj Bhi
Pathan: Pathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hoota Hai
Oct 15
Aik Pathan Betha Aeroplane Main
Air Hostess:Sir What U Want?
Pathan: Mujhe Naswaar Chaheya
Air Hostess: Sir Idher Naswaar Nahi Milta Hai
Pathan:Aeroplane Ko Lahore Main Roko Main Peshawar Se Naswaar Lekar Aata Hoon