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Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
Son to Sardar: I want glasses, Meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai.
sARDAR: Took him out and asked. Woh kia hai ?
Son: Suraj
Sardar: Khote de putar Or kitni dur dhekey ga …!!
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from Auto,
Man asks Sardar, ‘Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?’
Oye! Cant u read ‘Parking for Two Wheelers only!’
A Sardar goes to Hotel and orders Chicken.
WAITER:French Chicken or Spanish Chicken.??
Sardar: Jo marzi le ao main ne konsa batain kerni hain…
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from Auto,
Man asks Sardar, ‘Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?’
Oye! Cant u read ‘Parking for Two Wheelers only!’
Sardar was writing the Passive voice of ‘I MADE A MISTAKE’
Answer : ‘I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE’
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Interviewer : Do you know MS Office?
Sardar : If you give me address I can find it ?????
A Sardar declares:
I Will never marry in my life & I’ll advice the same to my children too’
Dog was following sardar. Sardar laughed.
A man asked ‘ Why are you laughing ?
Sardar replied ‘ Oye I have put Airtel sim but Hutch network is
following!!!!’
Sardar 1 : HARBHAJAN male or female?
Sardar 2 : Female
Sardar 1 : How ?
Sardar 2 : Oye!! just now comentator told ‘ A wonderful delivery by
HARBHAJAN’
1st Sardar: Yar yeh joray kaha bantay hain?
2nd Sardar: Oye to nahi janta Aasman par
Phela: Abay Shit yar
Dusra: Kia Hua?
Pheley: Main tou Darzi ko day aya hon …
A man asked Sardar g: Aqqal barri Ya Bhainss?
Sardar g says: Let Me Think,
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Sardar G replied: Oye Khotaya: Pheleye donon Ki date of Birth to bata
Sardar adalat main: Bachpan Main Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aj Yeh Din Na Dhaikna Parta,
Judge: Kya kehti thi Maa?
Sardar: Jab Baat Suni He Nahi To Kaisey Bataon ….
3 Sardar bed pe so rahe they..
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi..
Phr 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga,
2nd sardar: Oye ! Ab jaga hogayi, Uper aja.
Sardar 2 DR.”Aap ne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai,
Us ka hath lagtey hi Main theek hogaya.”
Dr. :”Janta hoon Thapar ki Awaaz Mujhey bhi sunai di thi.”
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name but it starts from “T”
Sardar: Oye!! Kamal de gaddi hai “TEA” se start hoti hai, harami to petrol se hoti hai.
Sadarni: “Ooji !! Sunte ho
Uthoo!!
Utho Na.
Raat k 2 baj gaye hain !!”
Sardar: “Kyun Uthaya Mainu??”
Sardarni: “Aap Neend ki Goli Lena Bhool Gaye.. !!”
Sardar got promotion from Clerk To Manager,
he went home and told his wife in New Style,
Biwi Behosh!
y?
He said 2 her,
“Tuh aaj Raat se MANAGER K SATH SOYEGI” 
Pathan yaar tumhe airhostess ne thappar Q mara?
Sardar: yaar mene pocha pishab karne ki jagha kahan hai?
Woh boli peche mene kaha phele to aaghe huwa karti thi!
Sardar jee’s friend gave him a gun on his wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin,
Shoot her if not. Sardar fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd!!
Sardar myat main tazyat k lieye gaya,
15 min k bad wapis agaya,
2nd sardar: Yar tm itni jaldi q wapis agaye?
1st sardar: Yar majal hai k kisi ne hans ke bat ki ho.
Sardar made a call to airport.
Asked,”How long is the Journey from Punjab to America?”
Receptionist: “One Second Sir..”
Sardar,” OK Thank You,Byez… 
Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the 1st time. Sardr1 opens the bread, looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2,
“Which part of the dog did u get?
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
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