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Nov 04
Loading ...The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap
Oct 11
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym …..
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”
Oct 11
Announcement In
Zardari’s Chartd Plane …
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position …
ThanQ …
Oct 11
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
Oct 08
Waiter : And how did you find your steak sir?
Man : Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was!!!
Oct 08
Q:What do you do when a blond throws a hand grenade at you?
Ans: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Oct 08
Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason… ;->
Oct 06
InspEctOr: tUM Ne chOr kYuN Na pAkrA?
HawaldaAr(Pathan): wO Ek aIsAy kAmRaY Me gHuS gYa jIs k bAh?R LikhA Tha
“bGaiR IjAzAt aNdR Aana Mna hAi”
Oct 06
Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se.
Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge?
Pathan socha socha
or
bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola
janu come here.
Oct 05
What Will a Guy Sing After
He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ??
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Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . . :p ;->
Oct 05
Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: 30 sy 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..
Oct 05
A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what’s ur birth date?
Girl:4th November
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR.
Oct 05
|~ tODAYz thOUgHT ~|
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Always dn’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
Oct 05
How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)
Oct 05
Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?
Oct 04
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Oct 04
Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
Oct 04
Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
Oct 04
Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa…
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1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!
Oct 03
Mother to Teenage Daughter : “I think its time that we should talk about SEX.”
Daughter : “Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?”
Oct 03
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn’t notice.”
Oct 03
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
Oct 03
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.