Sardar Laughing Behind Parhan At ATM Centre
Hahahahahahaha
I Have Seen Ur Password.
Parhan: Wat Is It?
Sardar: Its 4 Stars (****)
Pathan: Hahahaha
U R Wrong. Its 3384 lolzz… 
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1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata Abhi Mujhai Mila Thori Hai….
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Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai
To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Kr Kahta Hai Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rkhna
Dulha Bhi Ro Kr Kahta Hai Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara Ye Tumara Behan
Hai Hmara Bhi Behan Hai
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Pakistan Baney Ga Iska Faisla To
1930 Main Hi Hogaya Tha
Phir 1947 Main Pakistan Kiyun Bana??
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They Were Deciding
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Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik Pathan Kisi
K Ghar Gaya Door Pe Knock Kia Ander
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha Bahadur Khan ,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan ,Phir Poocha Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan Phir Awaz Ai
K To Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Pe Kuta Betha Hai 
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Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE..
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Pathan Names:
Born In JUNGLE:
SHER KHAN
In Summer:
SHARBAT KHAN
In War:
BAROOD KHAN
Near Ocean:
SAMANDAR KHAN
Near Garden:
GUL KHAN
With Abnormal Featurs:
AJAB KHAN
Born Pre-Mature:
MASTI KHAN
Born In Anger:
GHAZAB KHAN
In Horror:
HAYBAT KHAN
With Talent But No Brain:
SHAHID AFRIDI
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Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He…. 
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Ek Pathan ko Blank Msg Aya.
Pathan Ne Ushi No Per Call Ki
Or Kahan K Isme To Kuch Nahi A.
Muhajir Bola Nahi Lala He To Bohot Kuch
Lekin!
Tumhare Mobile Ka Ink Khatam Hogaya He..
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Pathan Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying..
When A Person Asked What He Was Doing..
He Replied.. Oye! Higher Studies Yaar…
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