A Pathan Goes To See The Movie Jurassic Park And When The Dinosaurs Start
Approaching He Is Cowering In His Seat When His Friend Asks Him
Kyon Khan Sahab, Kya Baat Hai? Dar Kyon Lag Raha Hai Cinema Hi To Hai
Pathan Replies Aadmi Hoon Aur Akkal Hai, Pata Hai Ki Cinema Hai Lekin Voh
To Janwar Hai, Usko Kya Pata
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On 14Th August A Pathan Went A Shop To Purchase A Pakistani Flag.
The Salesman Gave Him A Flag.
The Pathan Said, “Oye Khocha Iss Mein Koi Aur Rang Dikhao”.
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Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha Kay Aap Ki Umar Kya Hai?
Pathan: 20 Saal: 10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha
Pathan: Wahi 20 Saal. Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke The Aur Aaj Bhi
Pathan: Pathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hoota Hai
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Aik Pathan Betha Aeroplane Main
Air Hostess:Sir What U Want?
Pathan: Mujhe Naswaar Chaheya
Air Hostess: Sir Idher Naswaar Nahi Milta Hai
Pathan:Aeroplane Ko Lahore Main Roko Main Peshawar Se Naswaar Lekar Aata Hoon
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Aik Pathan Airport Se Bahir Aya To Samne Taxi Wala Khara Tha
Pathan Ne Poocha Sadar Jay Ga?
Taxi Wala: Han Jay Ga
Pathan: To Jao Ider Kio Khara He
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Aek Admi Ne Pathan Se Poocha Ke Laloo Khet Kon Se Number Ki Bus Jay Gi?
Khan Ne Kaha Ke 6 Number Bus Jay Gi Admi Ne Kaha Ke Agar 6 Number Nahi Mili To
Kia Karoon? Khan Ne Kaha Agar 6 Number Nahi Mile To Teen Teen Number Ka Do Bus Pakar Lena.
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Iam Police Officer
& Your Under Arest…
Kiyon K Jitney Piyaray Aap Ho
Utna Piyara Hona Qanonan Jurm Hai..
Is Leye Aap Ko Dil Main Umar Qaid Ki Saza SunaI Jati Hai 
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Vacancy..
Post = True Friend
Ebility = (Loving & Caring)
Experience= (Not Required)
Duty = (Two SMS Daily)
Salary= (Never Ending Love)
To Join.. Give Me One Sweet Message
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Propose
Karne
Ka
Yakdam
Jhakkas
Style…..
Kya Ghoor Ghoor Dekhti Hey…
Maar Dalay Gi Kya?
Dil Daina Hae To Dede…
Rakh Kar Achar Dalaigi Kia? 
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RAB ne Maa Ko Ye Azmat-e-Kamal Di,
Is Ki DUA Pe Aye Musibat B Taal Di,
QURAN Me Maa K Pyar Ki Is Ne Misal Di,
JANNAT Utha K Maan K Qadmoon Me Dal Di.
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