The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap
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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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Sochnay samajhnay say,
sath sath chalnay say,
doriyan simat ti hain,
faslay nahi chaltay,
khawab khawab ankhon main,
ratjagay nahi chaltay,
darguzar k halqay main,
maslay nahi chaltay,
dosti k raston ki,
parwarish zarori hai,
dosti k rastay main,
khafgiyan nahi chalti,
do dilon ki qurbat main,
Teesra nahi hota,
wastay nahi chaltay.
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To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS
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The greatest weakness
of most humans
is their hesitancy
to tell others
how much they love them
while they’re alive.
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I’m a PAPER,
u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.
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Agar Ehsaas Ho To Mohabbat Ko Kar Lo Mehsoos
,
Ye Wo Jazba Hai Jo Lafzon Mein Samjhaya Nahi Jaata
Dosti Ke Liye Mohabbat Aur Khuloos Hai Lazim
Har Haath Milane Wale Ko Dost Samjha Nahi Jaata
Bahut Kam Hai Log Jo Dil Mein Utar Jaate Hai
Har Raah Chalte Ko Apna Banaya Nahi Jaata
Koshish Se Badal Jati Hai Takdeerein
De Kar Ilzaam Qismat Aur Dil ko Behlaya Nahi Jaata
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Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
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D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel’s Name
GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel’s Name Is Of
No Importance
U’ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER …
“Happy Mother’s Day”
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Dirtiest Message Of All Tym …..
Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
“Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”
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