Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?
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Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan’nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.
Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.
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Faraz in Africa:
Hunu lunu shinga mamba jamba Faraz,
Shinga lala mamba jheenga lala hu
Jheenga lala hu hu …
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A cigratte shortens you life by 2 mins.
A beer by 4 mins…
Alchohol by 10 mins
Kokaine by 22 mins..
But a LECTURE shortenes your life by 45 mins..!
So Don’t attend lectures !!!
Spread the Msg to All the Students
“BUNK AWARENESS PROGRAM”
Students Ministry of Education (Thand Mahool)
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jab lion 3 bar daahrta hai to kya hota hai?
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batao kya hota hai?
Nahi Maloom?
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Aray Nalaiq “TOM AND JERRY”
shooro hota hai :p
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Sometimes i forget to ask…
Are You Ok?
Sometimes i even miss to say… Hi!
But it doesn’t mean that i’ve forgotten U..
Im Just as Lazy As U Are !!! :p
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Classic Example 2 prove that girls are selfish:
When i was kid, So many girls wanted 2 kiss me,
i allowed, Now i want to kiss so many girls but they don’t allow
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