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inside or outside?

by admin on October 5, 2008

in Latest SMS,Misc SMS Jokes

Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?

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Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

by admin on August 27, 2008

in Misc SMS Jokes

Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan’nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.

Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

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Faraz in Africa

by admin on August 16, 2008

in Faraz sms,Misc SMS Jokes

Faraz in Africa:

Hunu lunu shinga mamba jamba Faraz,
Shinga lala mamba jheenga lala hu
Jheenga lala hu hu …

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A cigratte shortens you life by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins…

Alchohol by 10 mins

Kokaine by 22 mins..

But a LECTURE shortenes your life by 45 mins..!

So Don’t attend lectures !!!

Spread the Msg to All the Students

“BUNK AWARENESS PROGRAM”
Students Ministry of Education (Thand Mahool)

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jab lion 3 bar daahrta hai to kya hota hai?
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batao kya hota hai?

Nahi Maloom?
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Aray Nalaiq “TOM AND JERRY”
shooro hota hai :p

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Sometimes i forget to ask…

by admin on August 1, 2008

in Misc SMS Jokes

Sometimes i forget to ask…
Are You Ok?

Sometimes i even miss to say… Hi!

But it doesn’t mean that i’ve forgotten U..

Im Just as Lazy As U Are !!! :p

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Classic Example 2 prove that girls are selfish:

When i was kid, So many girls wanted 2 kiss me,
i allowed, Now i want to kiss so many girls but they don’t allow

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